TRAILER "Ahh, the old college campus. Seems like just yesterday my dad picked me up after my first year at college. And he said, "Now, you're a man." And today…
TRAILER "[TV: Oh baby, you're so good..] yes, I am the best, yes.. Hey, Jim.. something wrong with the reception? Ready for bed, son? Yeah. All set dad, all set..…
TRAILER "I just feel like we should chill for a while.. I think we should take a break.. You're breaking up with me? It's not you.. of course, it's me.…
TRAILER "I want you so bad... [Over the years..] Did you glue this? I should need some scissors.. auuu [Andy Stitzer has lost a lot of girlfriends..] Ha, it tickles...…
TRAILER "So, how much is this thing gonna run me? The belt's $49.95 minus 15%, the jacket's five hundred and.. three hundred and sixty five.. minus 10% for shoes were…
TRAILER "Hahah, come here, girl. Stop! We go. What are looking at, old man? Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while, that you shouldn't have messed…
TRAILER: "Ahhh.. [It was the perfect romance]... that's how much I love you baby... [It was the perfect wedding].. Is it hard? What? Getting married... I've heard a tons of…