“I just feel like we should chill for a while.. I think we should take a break.. You’re breaking up with me? It’s not you.. of course, it’s me. It’s me.. I don’t like you anymore… You said, that I was your soul-mate.. I did? When?… When we were at that bed & breakfast having sex.. You know, that.. doesn’t what? Count. I am done with a relationship thing. I am emotionally unavailable. I am emotionally damaged. Do you know what I say? ..No emotions, just sex. I guess we should just start.. bedroom.. what’s wrong with the couch? The bedroom has better light. And since we’re just friends, I don’t have to be insecure about my body. Come on, you’re beautiful. You have nothing to be insecure about. No, no, no that sounds emotionally supportive. lock that down. Your ass is a little bony. Much better. I can work with that. OK. Should be fine… I don’t know what you’re doing. I can’t see you putting on your black underpants. Jamie, baby, I missed you. Oh, baby… did your boobs get bigger?… Just sex.. that never works. You don’t get it bro, Jamie’s different… She’s no different. What do you know about women, you’re gay.. But the offers still keep rolling in, naturally. Look at me.”
QUOTES:
Dylan:Why do women think the only way to get men to do what they want is to manipulate them? Jamie:History, personal experience, romantic comedies. Jamie:Why don’t they ever a make a movie about what happens after they kiss? Dylan:They do, it’s called porn.
PHRASES AND VOCABULARY FROM FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS: (28 terms)
