“Ahh, the old college campus. Seems like just yesterday my dad picked me up after my first year at college. And he said, “Now, you’re a man.” And today I get to say the same thing to my son… Turn over. Where is my big guy… Oh, no! Hey.. ahhh.. oh. Get out, dad! Jim, we got here a little early. Oh my God! Hi, daddy. Daddy? I am Jim’s dad… and this must be your daughter. I didn’t get her name, but hopefully my son did. Auuu… [They said, they’d be friends forever…] This is my time, baby, wooohoo… [Now after a year apart] Ahh, the one that got away, huh, son? …you two made quite the handsome couple on the Internet. It was brought up at a PTA meeting [they are about to learn that sometimes in order to move forward, you’ve got to go back]. Things are changing. Everything is. Who wants me to touch Amber? Oh yeaaah. You guys first. What? You don’t touch – we don’t touch. That’s right. You gotta kiss.. yeah. [Universal pictures presents].. this one time at band camp.. that’s a lot of flutes… [a story about holding on to the things that are dear to us] She’s on the phone. It’s a long distance. Nadia, Nadia.. what? Nadia? New York. Hello… don’t ride the subway after midnight.. Okay.”
QUOTES:
Stifler:When a girl tells you how many guys she’s slept with, multiply it by three and that’s the real number. Didn’t you fuckers learn anything in college? Jim’s Dad: [to Natalie’s Dad] Hi, I’m Jim’s Dad. You must be the parents of this young lady. I didn’t get your daughter’s name, but hopefully my son did. Stifler:Jim. Can’t you keep your shirt on? You’re scaring the chicks away. Jim:I kind of super-glued myself to… uh… myself.
PHRASES AND VOCABULARY FROM AMERICAN PIE 2: (50 terms)
