English phrases and quotes from 40-Year-Old Virgin

TRAILER

“I want you so bad… [Over the years..] Did you glue this? I should need some scissors.. auuu [Andy Stitzer has lost a lot of girlfriends..] Ha, it tickles… I am sorry [but there’s one thing he never lost] Are you a virgin? You are hilarious. This is good. You’re a virgin. How can you go 40 years and not have sex? I just… kind of stopped trying… We gotta help him.. We can’t let you go being a virgin. You gotta highlight your attributes… just to wax that whole teen wolf thing off.. No, Kelly Clarkson! Ahhhh, you stop smiling… You look like a a man-o’- lantern. The problem most men have is they don’t know how to talk to women. What am I supposed to say? Nothing, just ask questions. Are you looking for something? Is there something I should be looking for? We have a great section of “Do it yourself”. Do you like to do it yourself? Hahaha… What am I talking about?”

QUOTES:

Waxing Lady: Oh! [yells] We gonna need more wax! [pause] And cancel all my afternoon appointments!

Trish: [on the bed, kissing] Do you have protection?
Andy Stitzer:I don’t like guns.

Andy Stitzer: [about Beth]That woman scares the shit out of me!

PHRASES AND VOCABULARY FROM THE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN (90 terms)
help out	to help out of some problem
awesome	great, fantastic
be into something	to like something
seeing somebody	to date somebody
get to know each other	know other person better
period	menstruation, menses
storm out	to angrily leave a place
racked up	under the influence of alcohol or drugs
chilled up	calm, relaxed
to interject	to interrupt and add something in a discussion
cover the shift	when somebody works instead of other employee
dirty-talk	vulgar talk, especially about sex
lame	poor, unpleasing
move in	to start living in a new place
weird out	to become nervous, to start panicking
to dump (somebody)	to end a relationship with somebody
at own peril	at own risk
make something up	to lie about something using false explanation
fancy	decorative, fashionable
hit on (somebody)	to start a conversation with someone in order to establish a sexual relationship
cheat on somebody	to be unfaithful, having another relationship
firm up	to confirm agreed information
out of nowhere	when something appears suddenly and unexpectedly
let out	to let somebody go/leave
psyche into	convince oneself into certain thoughts
get over	to recover from a difficult situation
to tackle	to catch, to attack and grasp
throw up	to vomit
reticent	hesitant, reserved
blow out	to extinguish
leave out	to exclude
to date	to start seeing someone (as a girlfriend or boyfriend)
go for something	to start doing something
go out	to meet somebody as a girlfriend or a boyfriend
well-groomed	very well maintained person with regard to dress and appearance
stay away	to keep away at a distance
run through	to quickly look at several options
go away	to leave
to be of service	to offer service
give a shot	to try something again (one more time)
mull over	to think carefully about something over certain period of time
take a while	to take some amount of time
crack up	to amuse
never mind	it does not matter
on your own	to be solely responsible for something
unspoken agreement	agreement without saying any words
wig out	to become very excited after using drugs or alcohol (slang)
lay out	to say something straight and clearly
bring out of	to overcome some negative emotions
tipsy	unstable walk after drinking too much alcohol
break up	to end a relationship
look around	to look in all directions in order to search for something
needles to say	when something is known and can be taken for granted, of course
take out	to remove from a packaging
hood rat	promiscuous woman from a poor neighborhood
put out	to place
put (something) in action	to turn theory into action
suck out	to remove by sucking
scope out	to examine thoroughly, to inspect
for a while	certain amount of time
readhead	woman with red hair
write down	to write something on a piece of paper
feat	impressive and heroic achievement
hold off	to wait some time, to delay
get off	to remove
hard wood	floor made of wood
nasty freak	pervert person
to be put together	elegant
straight up	directly
come by	to visit, to show up
tear up	to destroy by tearing
come along	slowly making progress, moving towards the goal
hot girl	pretty and sexy girl
ringer	person who is cheating in a competition
hang out	doing nothing, killing time
take over	to assume responsibility
act out	to act and repeat behavior according to some pattern
full time	working full hours (not part-time)
terrific	great, very good
so to speak	when you try to get an attention to a choice of words (if metaphoric phrase is used)
take off	to remove dress and get naked
get down	to unleash emotions and do things without control
to scare the shit out of (somebody)	to make someone to be really frightened
kill the vibe	to destroy a good atmosphere
to dig (something)	to like something
come over	to visit somebody
This is so us!	This is typical for us!
run down	to trace, to find, to chase
mellow	calm, soft
make out	to suggest something, to make a false impression